sometimes, when my work schedule gets hectic, I find myself eating, working and running after kids all at the same time. this can be somewhat problematic while trying to answer the rapid-fire questions these middle-schoolers come up with when your mouth is full, but i’m getting pretty good at getting my point across.
- Does this <random article of clothing> make me look fat/ridiculous?
- Mmmmmmmmhmhmhmmm….mmmm…. *cough*
- Look! I’m a ninja! Watch me break these boards with my head! HIIYAAAAAAAA—-
- No, I didn’t throw that carrot across the cafeteria! It wasn’t me! It was the kid sitting two tables away from me, I swear!
- Mmmmm. Hm. *angry face*